Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Another female is pursuing my husband

Yes you read that post right. It's a hard realization when you figure it out.

But the worse part is my husband is infatuated with her too. Which how can I blame him.

She's much smaller than me.
I'm taller than him.
She's also petite.
I'm very curvy.
Oh and she's lithe with long shiny black hair and green eyes.And I have short blond hair and gray eyes.

I mean how do I compete with that! The worst part is she was supposed to be my friend. And to top it all off I even have pictures of the debauchery.



She is hopelessly devoted to him.
She even throws herself at his feet.
I mean like I'm ever going to do that.

















Oh and I caught her actually trying to wear my lingerie!
The nerve!
















When he is working you look up and there she is having his back. You don't even know she's there. She's a lithe wench.

















And when we are in the bed pillow talking you look up and there she is! Slivery little vixen.



But boy she has some nasty habits. Oh brother...When I got this shot. I knew I had her! I knew it would be the end of any pursuit. Because what man wants a female that nasty!

















Sadly I was wrong. He said I never let her kiss me anyway.

Have any of you other women had to deal with a pushy female?




















I hope ya'll liked my little play on words with a dash of sassy humor. But really that's what a good author does. When they write a story it's in a way that draws you in, makes you feel, whether that is humor, excitement, love, pain, or anger. The sign of a great writer is a story you never see coming.I love connecting with new people. You can find me on social media on anyone of those buttons beneath my name. 

Like this post I try to create that in each of my books. My latest Scent of a Witch has drops of this humor in it as well. You can check it out below and ya'll come back now ya hear.


Bri Clark
Literary Strategist/Consultant/Author/Speaker
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Maeve da Paer has lived her life free from the restrictions of the world of sorcery and the Board of Witchery hidden behind the combined protection of her grandparents powerful clan magic—and a lie. Although her life has not been worry free, it is when all that desperation and grief cause her to cast her most powerful spell ever…a spell that will end the pain before it begins on the powerful All Hallows Eve.
Fionn Hughes, an immortal tracker, former heir to a powerful clan of time warlocks is on a mission to restore his honor—instead he finds Maeve da Paer. Following the scent of Gardenias and Honey Suckle, he discovers the last Scent Witch. It’s only after she almost takes off his ear that something more stirs, eventually changing his mission from one of duty to one of need.
What will Fionn do when he finds out Maeve plans to cancel out her own existence? Will he be strong enough to stop her?


17 comments:

Christine Rains said...

Hehehe! That was a great post!

Bri Clark said...

Thanks Christine

Danielle Ravencraft said...

As soon as I saw the cat, I giggled. Love your sneaky play on words, Bri.

But no, I can't say I've ever had a lady come between me and my man before, thank goodness. I'd hate to see the resulting cat fight. *wink*

Prudence MacLeod said...

Tee hee, that cat is such a slut. :)

Lindsay said...

That was SO funny

Delaney Diamond said...

I loved it. Good job.

jeff7salter said...

Very cleverly done!
And your cat sounds a lot like King Sipper, our Maine Coon.

booklover0226 said...

OMG, that post had me snorting; especially that "nasty habits" picture. LOL

Tracey D

Nathan J. Lawcynell said...

You had me going there for a little bit. I was thinking how horrible then i began to laugh I loved it well written and presented.

April said...

ROFL!! LOVE this Bri!! I also love the cover of Scent of a Witch!

Kay Dee Royal said...

Ya got me, Bri. Loved it!
Excellent post!

Louise Behiel said...

great post, Bri. thoroughly enjoyed it and smiled all the way thru.

Sharon Hamilton said...

Got me too, Bri. I was....um....worried for you. We have a dog like that, a puppy Doberman. Broke my husband's heart when we had to put Rita down this summer, but this little guy has really healed him.

Pets claim that part of you and don't let go, do they? My kids used to tell me I loved our pets more (when they got angry...) I know I've said that in anger when pissed at my hubby for something. He noodles and babytalks with the dogs while we're in the middle of a fight and it drives me bonkers!

Funny post. So talented.

Deanna Jewel said...

Bri, love the cover of Scent! Wow! I'm a fairly new cat lover and wouldn't trade my two Siamese for the world. They keep us so entertained! Thanks for sharing.

Charlene A. Wilson said...

You are so dang cute! *mumbles* Almost as cute as the kitty. *wink*

Bri Clark said...

Thank yall for all the equally funny comments and words of praise. She's a hoot and to make matters worse since this post I've been calling her huzzy and she responds. LOL

Bri Clark said...

For those of you who loved this post. I've got an update on the wench here http://ravencraftrealm.blogspot.com/2012/02/update-on-hussy-cat.html